I have always been able to close my eyes and fall asleep within seconds and once asleep, there’s no waking me. I will probably sleep through the Second Coming.
My sweetheart, on the other hand, has trouble getting to sleep and staying asleep each night. He actually has the nerve to tell me that I snore. I know that can’t possibly be true. He must just be teasing me. I sleep too peacefully to snore.
Some nights he will give me a little nudge and when I finally peel open my eyes, I hear, “Please turn over; you’re snoring right in my face.” So I flip myself over, hear, “Thank,” but an asleep again before I hear the ‘You’. Of course he says that I pick right back up mid-snore but I don’t believe him.
Maybe I’m dreaming that I’m a motorcycle or a race car? But I know for sure I AM NOT SNORING.
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Gram use’ta say
“Don’t just pursue happiness,
CHASE IT DOWN!”
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Am I The Only One 
I don’t snore either.
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