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A few years back, country music superstars Blake Sheldon & Miranda Lambert were married to each other.  For whatever reason, they decided to part ways.  At that time, they were both at the top of the charts with nearly every song they put out, and truth be known, they both still seem to have a new song near the top of the charts several times every year. 

Anyway, after hearing about their parting of ways, I wrote the following poem.  It’s not really about them, but it was inspired by them…

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WORN OUT LOVE
©By: R.L.King – From the book Memories & Time ©2017

They had a good run,
each hitting number one,
and each, winning many awards.
Artist of the year,
lots of fans to cheer,
and each, playing all of the cords.

They moved from the mountains,
to a lake with some fountains,
and a beautiful house on the shore.
Somebody cheated,
things got heated,
now they’re together no more.

Two successful careers,
leaving only time to cheer,
yet many opportunities to cheat.
Running so fast,
no way it could last,
many nights, dead on their feet.

Now single again,
many awards yet to win,
they’re singers without a song.
A soiled dove,
lovers no longer in love,
though it won’t be that way for long.

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Gramps use’ta say
©R.L.King2012 #263

About: Being a Jerk

“In our neck-o-the-woods,
iffin ya was askin fer it,
somebody was always fixin
to see to it ya got it.”

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Most times the prettiest chick ain’t the one you should pick.  Unless you got a lot going for you….  money, looks, or you’re well hung.  

The problem with pretty chicks is everybody notices them, especially all the other guys.  You have to constantly measure up because there are dozens of other options ready and willing to step into your shoes, given the slightest opening.

So, if you’re going to get the prettiest chick you better have something she wants besides all that personality you’ve been throwing about for everyone to enjoy.  Otherwise, you’re likely to find yourself partying with the Daniels Boys, like me.

THE DANIELS BOYS
(Charlie & Jack)
©By: R.L.King – From the book Wanderin & Wonderin ©2012

Headin down old Dixie, the beach in my rear-view mirror,
all that shit she was a spoutin, couldn’a made it any clearer.

Our love is ancient history and I’ve earned my PHD
 and though I’m not yet over her, I’m expectin soon to be.

I’m headin fer a “Honky Tonk,” and I won’t be going back.
I’ll be hangin with the Daniels boys, my buddies, Charlie and Jack.

I can’t believe she’d drop me for such an ugly guy,
but I was so pissed off, I didn’t wait to find out why.

He must be hung like horse, or have pockets full of cash,
but soon he’ll be findin out, she’s an expensive piece of ass.

As for Me, I’ll be at the Boardwalk and I won’t be comin back,
I’ll party hearty with the Daniels boys, my buddies, Charlie and Jack.

I’ll crank up the juke box, listen to Charlie play his fiddle,
throw back a couple mind erasers, with a Black Jack in the middle.

The world’s a better place, once you develop the knack,
of partyin with the Daniels boys, my buddies,,,,, Charlie and Jack.

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Gramps use’ta say
©R.L.King2012 #505

About: Frustration

“Sometimes I need a little more Jack
…and a lot less Jesus.”

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I was a single man for a good many years after my wife’s passing and it’s no secret that I dated a number of wonderful women during that time, but for one reason or another none of those relationships ever came close to turning into evermore. 

Then, one day, all that changed and it seemed we knew it almost immediately.

SWEETIE
©By: R.L.King – From the book Memories & Time ©2017

He met his perfect match; she fits him like a glove
and it didn’t take him long to believe that it was love.

Since they met, she’s yinged his yang, she’s the booga to his loo
She’s been the versa to his visa, in everything they do.

She’s always the ebb to his flow, the refreshment with his ice
and everything they do, she makes it twice as nice.

He’s Desi to her Lucy ,,,, Sonny to her Cher.
no matter when he needs her, always she is there.

She’s the hoot to his holler, or is that the holler to his hoot?
She’d be the one to toot his horn, had he a horn to toot.

She’s the switch that turns him on, the power to his steering,
and when he writes his verses, always she is cheering.

She’s given reason to his life, which, maybe he was lacking,
whatever his endeavor, he relies upon her backing.

He met his perfect match, she fits him like a glove
and it didn’t take him long,,, to believe that it was love.

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Gramps use’ta say
©R.L.King2012 #540

About: Hope

“Small steps can lead to
accomplishing big dreams.”

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IT’S NOT MY JOB
©By: R.L.King – From the book Wanderin & Wonderin ©2012

It’s not my job to fight the war, nor did I declare it.
But, the freedom that it brings, well I certainly want to share it.

It’s not my job to train the troops, nor even to recruit them.
But, for the job that they all do, I certainly do salute them.

It’s not my job to arm the soldier, I’m not in uniform.
But I must show my support, as they expertly face the storm.

It’s not my job to fly the planes, nor do I drive the tanks.
But all of those who do, deserve their entire country’s thanks.

It’s not my job to be a warrior. I may not be that brave.
But I have humbly bowed my head at many a warrior’s grave.

It’s not my job to protest while lives are being lost,
nor to mock the freedom, which comes at such great cost.

Ours is the greatest country, we look out for all the rest
and it’s that sense of duty, which makes us the all-time best.

It’s my job to honor my country and in every way I can,
to stand behind her soldiers and fall in line behind the plan.

If I can’t do my job, it might be time for me to leave,
to seek another country in whose constitution I believe.

“When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves.”   ~ Author Unknown

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