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MEMENTOES & MEMORIES
By:  Richard L. King 

We meander our way through life
…slowly at first,
until near the finish
…the pace quickens.

Each day
…collecting mementos & memories
…dreams & treasures.

A favorite saying,
a treasured gift,
a long lost pet….
an old love…

By any name
…they are merely pieces we’ve collected.

Hopefully the good out-number those less so,
but either way we continue collecting

…all the while
attempting to slow the quickening pace.
…and we survey our pieces,
savoring them,
dare say, hording them.

Then one day collecting ceases,

we meander no more…
our collection is left behind.
…forever lost
…..forever remembered?

Hopefully we are wise enough,
to leave some great mementos
….and memories

for those who follow.

Just as we are ever so hopeful that some of the mementos we leave here will become fond memories of our followers.

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Gramps use’ta say
R.L.King2012 #396 

About: Marital Bliss  

“I wear the pants,
but she tells me which pair,
when and where.”

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By: Donna Hale Chandler

For example,  we are leaving for a week out of state, I was asked by Dick if we would be able to get everything in a carry-on bag and not have to check luggage.

What? No!

Seven days means 7 outfits and 2 or 3 extra just in case I spill something and have to change in the middle of the day, plus, of course shoes for each outfit.  Add all the other ‘stuff’ (jewelry, make-up, hair products, various chargers for phones, cameras, etc, medicines, books to read, jackets in case it gets cool, dressy outfits, – I think you get the idea.)

Carry-on!  Please!  I’m taking a TRUNK.

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Gramps use’ta say
R.L.King2012 #397

About: Youth

 “The young are full of innocence & idealism,
but generally they outgrow em.”

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.  By:  Donna Hale Chandler

I think we would all benefit from some Grocery Cart Driver’s Training.  Perhaps the following rules could be considered:

1. Drive your cart on the right side of the aisle, just as you keep your car on the right side of the road (at least I hope you do). If you’re on the wrong side of the aisle and try to play ‘chicken’ with me, you will lose every time.
2. Do not leave your cart alone, particularly if you’ve parked in slap dab in the middle of the aisle, while you go in search of an item. (My suggestion when you see an abandoned cart is to push it to the next aisle so the owner has to look for it.)
3. If you are a senior citizen, as I am, do NOT shop on the week-end. This is when working mothers’ are trying to shop for their children’s lunch items.  Seniors, we’ve got all week to grocery shop – stay home on Saturday.
4. Ladies, leave the hubby home when you shop. Or at least confine him to the car to wait for you.  Ask yourself, is he really helpful?  Does he do anything other than push the cart –down the middle of the aisle, by the way – and stand in the way as you’re examining every ketchup bottle on the shelf?  The line behind you is getting longer while hubby waits for permission from you to move on.
5. Keep your visits short when you run into your neighbor. Go home and chat with them.  People are waiting to get past.  Don’t pretend you don’t see them.

I’m sure the list of Rules for Grocery Cart Driving could be extensive.  Do you have something that you would like to add to the list?  Perhaps we can start up our own school.

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Gramps use’ta say
R.L.King2012 #399

About: Drinking

“Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems,

….but it might seem like it did.”