Most times the prettiest chick ain’t the one you should pick. Unless you got a lot going for you…. money, looks, or you’re well hung.
The problem with pretty chicks is everybody notices them, especially all the other guys. You have to constantly measure up because there are dozens of other options ready and willing to step into your shoes, given the slightest opening.
So, if you’re going to get the prettiest chick you better have something she wants besides all that personality you’ve been throwing about for everyone to enjoy. Otherwise, you’re likely to find yourself partying with the Daniels Boys, like me.
THE DANIELS BOYS
(Charlie & Jack)
©By: R.L.King – From the book Wanderin & Wonderin ©2012
Headin down old Dixie, the beach in my rear-view mirror,
all that shit she was a spoutin, couldn’a made it any clearer.
Our love is ancient history and I’ve earned my PHD
and though I’m not yet over her, I’m expectin soon to be.
I’m headin fer a “Honky Tonk,” and I won’t be going back.
I’ll be hangin with the Daniels boys, my buddies, Charlie and Jack.
I can’t believe she’d drop me for such an ugly guy,
but I was so pissed off, I didn’t wait to find out why.
He must be hung like horse, or have pockets full of cash,
but soon he’ll be findin out, she’s an expensive piece of ass.
As for Me, I’ll be at the Boardwalk and I won’t be comin back,
I’ll party hearty with the Daniels boys, my buddies, Charlie and Jack.
I’ll crank up the juke box, listen to Charlie play his fiddle,
throw back a couple mind erasers, with a Black Jack in the middle.
The world’s a better place, once you develop the knack,
of partyin with the Daniels boys, my buddies,,,,, Charlie and Jack.
Gramps use’ta say
“Sometimes I need a little more Jack
…and a lot less Jesus.”
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1 thought on “AM I THE ONLY ONE… who has relied upon the Daniels Boys to relieve his pain every now and again?”
That’s a good one, the sentiment is mostly true. Ha.