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AM I THE ONLY ONE . . .   who gave up on Facebook?

I bought my first computer in 2000 or 2001.  Shortly after we got it all set up, my oldest granddaughter, 7-year-old Christy set up a “MY SPACE” page and began communicating with her friends.  Not too long after that, FACEBOOK became the next “big thing” and I was encouraged by her and others to set up a FACEBOOK page.  I learned a little bit about how it worked, and started adding friends.  Before long, I made up my mind that FACEBOOK wasn’t for me.  It just seemed to be really sappy.  I don’t have the slightest interest in knowing who’s out to dinner with whom, where they’re eating, or for that matter what they might be eating, but you had to sort through so much of that sort of foolishness to find anything worthwhile, that I just stopped using it.

I haven’t intentionally gone into that account for at least ten years, probably closer to twenty, but occasionally something will show up on my smart phone (yes, I now have a smart phone) alerting me that something has posted to my account.  So, apparently, I still have a FACEBOOK page and people have attempted to contact me through it.    I’m not very computer savvy, so I’ve never taken the time to delete it, if in fact it even can be deleted.

I’m kinda old school, and I’m very slow to follow the trend, however, we did recently do away with our telephone land line.  By now, anybody that we know would be more likely to call us on our cellphones. About the only calls we were receiving on the land line were the annoying kind.  It was always somebody selling something or one of those robo-calls.  We actually kept it longer than we should have, simply so we’d be able to send or receive a fax.  Now however, my sweetie has become savvy enough to show me how to send anything that I might want to fax, by email instead.

Oh yes, I do still use email, which apparently fewer and fewer people are doing these days. However, with the exception of texting, which I now do my share of, I don’t do social media things such as twitter or Instagram.

It is said that desperation is the mother of invention, and I’m now the proud owner of an iPhone 13 which my sweetie just recently convinced me to acquire.  My old phone didn’t have much storage and it made taking and sending photos very difficult.  My granddaughter, Christy, is now happily married and recently had her first child.  I now have a great grandson.  She’s been sending me lots of photos of the precious little guy and I wanted to keep them, but that old phone just wasn’t cooperating. 

I guess it’s possible that there may be hope for me yet, as I gradually make my way into the 21st century?

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Gramps use’ta say
©R.L.King2012 #547

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AM I THE ONLY ONE . . .   who occasionally gets alarmed by newspaper articles?

Recently, my sweetie showed me an article questioning, “how risky is it not to clean lint from your dryer?”  The article (in the St. Lucie News Tribune) was written by Laurence Reisman and it showed photos of some pretty nasty looking clothes dryer exhaust vents, clogged with lint and warning of the fire dangers incumbent with not keeping your vents cleaned properly.

Sweetie was immediately concerned that our dryer needed to be cleaned and she was considering calling the man whom this article seemed to be championing.  He’s a local Port St. Lucie man who has apparently made a business out of cleaning lint from clothes dryers.  We hesitated, because the article indicated that it would cost $150.00 to have him come out to clean it for us.  (Probably cheap, but still enough to make me think maybe I should look into it myself.)

Then, a week or so later, she came across an item on the internet, warning of the same problem, and accompanied by a short video of a dryer exhaust line completely clogged with lint.  That finally got me off my butt to take a look at our clothes dryer.  Fortunately, ours was in great shape.  The exhaust line was completely lint free and after taking the front of the dryer off, I found it in pristine condition as well.

However, our lint filter was a different matter. Even though I always remove the loose lint from it before using the dryer, the screen was packed with lint.  After some quick work with our dust buster, an old toothbrush and some soapy water, I was able to bring it back to something close to the condition it was in when it was new.   Since this clogged filter most likely was affecting the efficiency of our dryer, I expect I’ll be paying closer attention to it in the future.

As it turned out, we really didn’t have much of anything to be concerned about, there was no fire hazard. I will say, however, that we both feel a lot better about having taken the time to check into the situation. 

I recommend that you do the same.  I think you’ll sleep better afterwards; we certainly have.

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Gramps use’ta say
©R.L.King2012 #545

About: Common Sense

 “Never burn a bridge
you’ve yet to cross.”

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AM I THE ONLY ONE . . . who thinks men, not children, say the darndest things?

A few years ago, a new book hit the bookstore shelves and immediately rocketed skyward in popularity. It seems everyone was talking about WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS, MEN ARE FROM MARS. Right now, off the top of my head, I can’t think of a truer statement. As a means of proof, I will relate to you just one of the many conversations I’ve had with, Dick, the Light of My Life:

In our early dating days, as we were getting to know each other. We talked a LOT. We talked about our likes and dislikes. We talked about our children and other favorite (or not-so-favorite relatives). We talked about things we did well and things we didn’t do so well.

We both agreed that Cruising was a ‘like’ that we both shared so when friends of ours extended an invitation to go with them on a 5-day cruise to Key West and Cozumel, we quickly joined them in booking and making arrangements for a nice relaxing trip.

One particularly beautiful day, Dick and I were sitting by the pool, continuing to chatter to each other, comparing backgrounds, etc., when I confessed to him that I can’t swim.

Such a look of amazement, I don’t believe I’ve ever seen on anyone’s face as he said, “You can’t swim? Really?”

“Honest, I can’t swim.”

“Why not?” he asked me as if this was a great puzzle that must be solved.

I didn’t realize this subject was going to turn into a serious dilemma that needed in-depth discussion, but I tried to make light of, what he seemed to see as a major flaw in my make-up. “I’m not sure why I can’t swim. When I was young, I took lessons two summers in a row. I guess I’m afraid of the water. I just know that if my feet don’t touch the bottom, I surely will drown.”

Dick appeared very unimpressed with that explanation and confidently announced, “I’m sure you can learn NOW.”

Confused by this answer, I asked, “And what makes a difference NOW?”

Without a second thought, without a hint of realizing what he was saying, he quickly answered, “Well, you’re a lot more BUOYANT now, aren’t you?”

Ouch! Buoyant? Give me a break! Buoyant? Did I hear that right? For a few seconds I was totally speechless and just looked at him. Finally, he must have felt my eyes boring into the side of his face because he turned, looked at me and said, “What?

Oh my, talk about digging a hole!  “Buoyant, you mean FAT?”

You could almost see the light bulb appear over his head as he reddened and said, “No, that’s not what I meant. Not at all. I’m just saying that you’re older and could probably learn to swim now.”

Deciding that he needed to be kept on the hook a while longer, I said, “Oh, so now I’m OLD and FAT? You certainly do have a way with words, Sweetie.”

We finally broke into laughter, knowing that some time, fairly soon, he would stick his foot in his mouth again, and again I would enjoy razzing him. The fact that we can laugh together over such silly things is just one of the reasons we are so happy together.

Women are from Venus; Men are from Mars? No, I sometimes think men are from a ‘galaxy far, far away.

We all need to laugh at ourselves. It’s good for your health.

© copyright Donna Hale Chandler

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AM I THE ONLY ONE. . . . who has ever been bitten by the collecting bug?

This is a repost in commemoration of the 5th anniversary of this blog (it was first posted 9/25/18)

COLLECTING
I once had a friend who enjoyed collecting antiques. She dragged me all around, picking through people’s old junk, hoping to find something of value that all the people before us had somehow missed. If you’re not into collecting, these forays can quickly become punishment, and so it was for me. Hours of wandering around picking up pieces, of junk, studying them, replacing them, then moving on to pick up something else.  BORING!!!   

My primary joy from those journeys came from the fact that it’s “hungry” entertainment and invariably we’d stop for a meal at some new place where we had not eaten before. Now that’s my type of entertainment. It almost made the shopping worthwhile….. almost!

Once you start collecting, you never stop. If you complete your collection, you begin collecting something else while you continue to try to improve your collection. Avid collectors collect more than one particular item; many collect dozens of different things. It might be old tobacco tins, baseball caps, jack knives, or even old bottles. Hell, when it comes right down to it, old anything.

I soon realized I was going to have to start collecting or die of boredom. In 1976, Michigan had put out a patriotic license plate to commemorate the 200-year anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.  It was red, white and blue and very attractive. When it was time to replace mine, I saved it and a number of others that I had found over the years.  So, I decided to start collecting license plates.  The problem was there were thousands of them.  So, I decided to try to get one from every state.  Presto!  I was a collector.

Years earlier I had received a bottle of Avon aftershave shaped like an antique car as a birthday gift from my youngest son. I had always treasured it, probably more because it was a gift from my son than because of its shape. At any rate, one day when we were pawing through old junk, looking for license plates, I came across another Avon bottle car. In fact, I found 2 or 3 of them in the same junk pile. Until that time, I hadn’t realized that there were more than the original I had received from my son.

That day, I truly became a collector. Soon enough, I had 10 or 15 cars in my collection and was anxious to find out how many more of them there might be. Suffice it to say, there were enough of them to make it interesting to attempt to collect them all.

After a time, I was no longer seeing that friend, but I didn’t stop collecting. From time to time, I came across another car to add to the collection. Eventually, I also began collecting eagles. All types of eagles, but preferably of a patriotic nature. They aren’t necessarily old or antique, but they are interesting and patriotic.

Unfortunately, it now seems as though the old antique is me.

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Gramps use’ta say
©R.L.King2012 #559

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO . . . has witnessed a bank robbery?

Quite a few years ago (more years than I’d like to admit) I was a bank branch manager in Ann Arbor, Michigan.  The day started out much like every other.

There were 4 tellers, all at their stations, behind bullet-resistant glass.  My desk, on the other hand, sat at the end of the lobby, no walls, no door, no bullet-resistant glass.  The morning had been rather slow when I heard a voice say ‘Give me all the money.”  I looked up, rather annoyed, because I didn’t think this joke was very funny.  It only took a few seconds to realize that this was not a joke.  There was a young man at the first teller window and he repeated, “Give me all the money.”

My first thought was to try to make myself invisible as I sat there in plain sight with no protection around me.  Since that was impossible, my second thought was to sit very still and perhaps he wouldn’t notice me.  As I reached under my desk to push the silent alarm button, I noticed for the first time, the young woman at the second teller window.

I practiced my best mind control to send her a message to be quiet and not do anything crazy.  I watched in horror as she slowly began backing away from the window toward the entrance.  I kept thinking, “no, no, don’t move. Don’t startle him.”  It was impossible for me to tell whether or not he had a gun but I assumed he did.  I held my breath as the young woman finally reached the entrance.

Once at the door, she turned, slammed the door open and began screaming.  This caught the attention of the robber as he stuffed money into his pockets.  He quickly turned and ran for the door also.  I immediately got up to lock the front door, as we’d been instructed to do if ever robbed.  Peeking out I saw no sign of the young man but I did spot the young woman, running down the middle of the busy street, screaming and waving her arms.

For some reason, the police never responded to our silent alarm.  All employees automatically began the robbery procedures that were reviewed every month.  Without talking to each other, every employee began writing down a description of the young man while I called the main office to report what happened.

I first called 911 and then our main office to report to them what happened, and the officer there called the FBI

The FBI showed up at the wrong bank and completely confused the staff there when they came barreling in to investigate a robbery.  By the time the FBI found their way to our branch, the guy had already been caught and was sitting in the back of the police car for the teller to identify him.

It seems the man had just been released from jail, which was just a few blocks from the bank.  He didn’t have any money so he walked to the first bank he came to, robbed it, and then walked up the street.  The police said it was once of the easiest capture of a bad guy that they had made for quite a while.

I never received an explanation as to why there was no response to our alarm, even though I pushed my button as did the tellers. Perhaps for Christmas we should have given the police officers a course on responding to alarms and given to the FBI a map so they can find their way to the next robbery.

P.S. I’ve often wondered what happened to the screaming woman in the street and how far she had to run before someone called the men in the white coats to escort her to a padded cell. 

©Donna Hale Chandler

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